Have you ever just felt like going into your job and blowing everything to pieces?  I have.  In fact I have felt like this all week.  I tire of listening to the martyrs, the false go-getters and such.  I tire of doing work only to have someone else take credit for it.  I tire of working with certain members of management, who have NO CLUE as to what they are doing.  I tire of miscommunication that leads to break downs internally and externally.  I tire of hissy fits, tears and gossip.  I tire of power trips and lack of accountability. 

Therefore I have decided that it would be better to just take everyone out of their supposed misery and bomb the place. LOL.  A little dark humor does wonders for my day.  Such dark humor has also led me to a slightly embarrassing scene:

I was discussing my evil plot with a few members of my dysfunctional step family (aka my job).  As the joke progressed it became more and more twisted, as different people added little annotations. At one point I mentioned that I would act as a sniper on top of a building.  As certain people passed I would let go on my machete.  I made noises that sounded like a cartoon version of a machine gun.  Everyone just kind of stopped and stared at me.  I figured that they were shocked that I would ever say anything like that.  This tends to be a favorite joke of mine (during my dark hours) and I always get an audience full of blank faces.  Such was the case now. I fell to the ground laughing so hard.  Everyone started to laugh with me (later I discovered it was at me)  and we had a jolly time for a good 5 min.  At some point in the day a close friend pulled me aside and explained the error in my ways. 

Um….yeah…it never occurred to me that a machete is actually a knife and not a gun.  Therefore my skit that I have been using over the last couple of years, seems somewhat ludicrous at the moment.  I tried to save face.  I responded like a know-it-all. “Of course a machete is a gun.  Duh? Did you think I did not know that???” I then attempted to revise my skit and turn it into a joke. I explained that what I meant, was that I would throw the machete from the top of the building ( I created the whirring sound again-as if a flying machete resembled an unloading machine gun).  It would strike my victim and then I would yell- “Hey can you throw that back up!” hmmm… no laughter…so now I look like an even bigger idiot and no one caught the joke.  Maybe instead of blowing the building up I should just concentrate on myself. LOL.

Wow, the angry Eirene. Blow up everyone at your job??? Ummm...I don't know about that transfer to the Calabasas office...BT

Ha! Ha! Whatever baldy! :) What's the problem? Just because I walk around twiching doesn't mean I am ready to explode. :) I will be transfering and you'll like it! LOL.

You're right....I would like it if you transferred down here to Socal!!! I guess I will keep dreaming. BT

That was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. I love my job now, but there has been other jobs I hated. I don't think I ever thought of bombing the place... but I can relate.

oh ya !!! just insert weapon of choice !!!

Oh I hate it when that happens and it is SO embarrasing! Just shake it off and hope they don't think you have a screw lose. Anyway I really enjoyed reading that and it is great to be able to laugh at yourself and then ellaborate on the scenerio to fix the situation. I wish you all the luck in future funny stories that you may tell to other people! take care now!

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